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Posted by Grace Carter

Most of us, as we surf the web, opening our MacBooks and Acers in various coffee shops, apartments, and office waiting rooms, inadvertently see the names of an array of wireless networks. A few weeks ago, I came across a network named “hot humping action.” After I fell off my chair laughing, I realized it was time to start paying attention.

With the help of friends, we’ve gathered a list of wireless network names of note—they range from the funny, to the lewd, to the downright poignant (see last one). We’ve classified them for your entertainment, below. Thanks to everyone who weighed in! And without further ado:

The random

• Coconut Connection
• United Nathan Network
• Slayer (Broadway & St. George)
• Mr. Weenies Wifi
• Seymour Pugs

The pervy

• Hot humping action (4th & Main)
• GetYourPornHere
• Internet herpes (Ontario & 2nd)
• Testicle (8th & Main)
• Masturbation Station (Cook St. @ Fort, Victoria, BC)

The angry-at-the-world

• He’s mine, bitch
• For-a-virus-connect
• Our tubes are dirty
• Its our internets not yours
• F*ckOff (x2) (1 near the Cossette building! Not ‘from,’ just ‘near’)
• Gof*ckyourself
• Get yer own, f*ckface (St. George & Bernard, Toronto, ON)

The clever

• Rich Nourishing Internet (4th & Main)
• Free for first 5 seconds
• Ooh pick me pick me
• Slow as hell but cheap
• Infrequency
• Currently hijacked
• Why won’t you love me?

Doubtless, you have your own gems. What’s the best wireless network name you’ve come across?